Custom Firewood Log

$15.00

Is there someone in your life that you wish you could fire? Maybe it’s a rude coworker who always leaves trash on your desk, maybe it’s your rideshare driver who dropped you off four blocks too early in a blizzard, maybe it’s your upstairs neighbor who is learning how to tap dance, maybe it’s your former boss who laid you off with no warning, maybe it’s the president of the United States of America. Well, here’s your opportunity. This order comes with one standard firewood log, custom wood-burned with any name of your choice, ready to be fired.

Standard length: 14-18 inches.

Weight may vary.

Is there someone in your life that you wish you could fire? Maybe it’s a rude coworker who always leaves trash on your desk, maybe it’s your rideshare driver who dropped you off four blocks too early in a blizzard, maybe it’s your upstairs neighbor who is learning how to tap dance, maybe it’s your former boss who laid you off with no warning, maybe it’s the president of the United States of America. Well, here’s your opportunity. This order comes with one standard firewood log, custom wood-burned with any name of your choice, ready to be fired.

Standard length: 14-18 inches.

Weight may vary.